Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 63rd Edition

the Bear SG

i'm going home Smile

best of all, throw everything at the boss tomorrow... and no matter what, she'll be out of the office at 2:30pm...

thing is, i'm coming to work on wednesday Mad

will try to weasel my way to being on leave on friday Twisted Evil

buhbye until later Smile

sbst275 SG

Morning

Ok.. PAP Times reported abt WP being attacked by unknown ppl

the Bear SG

well, if your rivals are fighting each other, just report it and sow dissent... it is classic warfare tactics...

thing is.. why the hell is the SDP doing this?

as if they're not disgraceful enough as it is?

the Bear SG

oh.. before anything, let me guess the various reactions of the CSJ bootlickers...

'the straitjacket times doesn't even dare to report the party'

or

'they don't want to credit the correct party which attacked the WP'

or

'we've been framed' (picha lobang liddat)

but if they were named, you would find a lot of

'MIW impersonate us to frame us'

or something insane like that Laughing

but it will never be their fault

ShrodingersCat SG

its raining its pouring
the old man is snorrrrinnnngg!!

Fatum SG

your hubster is snoring ? ... Twisted Evil

ShrodingersCat SG

he gone to work looorrr

nobody is snoring here right now

until i go back to sleep that is hoho`

the Bear SG

i wanna sleep... Neutral

bluejuice SG

sleepy..

woke up early.. wanted to go gym, but can't because its raining!! Can't get across the road..

so started work early Neutral

ShrodingersCat SG

its funny, the essays that teachers don't put a limit to the words, u wanna die just to meet the criteria

the essays that the teachers set a limit, you would OVERwrite and now have to cut down and summarise

bah. ironic.

the Bear SG

i never cared about the limit after i deleted a whole section i thought was not that important... just to keep somewhere around the limit...

and was told by the lecturer that if i had put in that, he would have given me a high distinction Laughing

story of my life

ShrodingersCat SG

this particular lecturer very anal abt limits... i.e. presentations beyond 15 minutes, all the info after tt not going to be marked.

Sad so bobian.. i've been slashing.

the Bear SG

i don't know whether this is good or not...

like my lecturer then said: what is necessary is necessary...

LOTUSfairy SG

Good Morning... Mr. Green

I almost fell asleep (standing). while waiting for the bus at the Interchange.. Twisted Evil

the Bear SG

i've fallen asleep standing in the bus before.. which caused me to fall down and continue sleeping for about a few seconds.. i got off the bus at the next stop, dozed a bit at the bus stop, hailed a cab and went to work..

at the office, i fell into a deep sleep for about 15 minutes and was stoned the rest of the day Razz

fudgester SG

*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*

I just realised one thing:

I've already made my department spend $300 on glycerine for my experiments.

Then I made it spend another $300 on precision custom-made compression springs.

Now, I'm gonna make them spend another $500 on more glycerine.... turns out that I need more of the stuff than I originally thought.

The expenditure's kinda shocking when I think about it.... but then again, the projected budget for the project was on the order of $5000 - $6000.

Laughing

the Bear SG

hmmm... buy concentrated nitric acid and concentrated sulphuric acid too Twisted Evil

and you'll probably be arrested Laughing

elindra SG

Erhmm if they are attracted to children, it is a problem
Because sooner or later they will act on it
Don't forget that they are humans with needs
Look at it as the start of a huge problem

How about indirect ways like downloading child porn for example
They are not touching any kids physically
But in an indirect way they are fueling the child prostitution / child porn industry

Having the attraction is like a seed. Sooner or later it will grow and become something bigger

fudgester SG

Ahhh..... nitroglycerine.

*eyes light up* Very Happy

LOTUSfairy SG

errh....I thought that I was bad...

Only recently, the other day while going home....
I overslept and awoken just when the last passenger alighted at the bus terminal. The Bus Driver din even notice me and start driving to his bay......until i ran to the front and say "uncle, errh...you forgot me leh"...
he jammed brake, and I jumped off the bus...leaving Uncle Driver embrassed..
Embarassed

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